Monday, December 26, 2005

Would Have Never Guessed

I will tirade later about the year 2005 in retrospect, but this was brought to my attention;

http://www.bestplaces.net./docs/studies/DatingCities.aspx


So when I bitch about Minneapolis being such a crap hole for courting, you know I'm not just complaining.

4 comments:

Brandon Berg said...

I don't put much stock in those rankings. The criteria they use don't strike me as terribly relevant. Also, I live in Seattle, and despite being tall, reasonably good looking, physically fit, exceptionally intelligent, fairly well-off (software engineer), and a perfect gentleman (which is probably my problem), I'm not doing any better than you. I have a similarly eligible (albeit somewhat shorter) friend who's about ready to throw in the towel and leave.

Brandon Berg said...

...Which is not to say that I doubt that Minneapolis is a romantic wasteland.

Captain Capitalism said...

Agreed, the criteria leaves a whole slew of things out of it, but I just want to be vindicated.

And that's your problem right there;

"Being a perfect gentlemen."

Start treating women for sh!t, ignore them, don't call them back, and soon they'll be all over you.

And yes, Minneapolis is a romantic wasteland. We got everything from bulimics to Jesus freaks. Married women to drug addicts. Feminists who live at home to ditzy spoiled brat suburbanites who live at home.

The saying goes, "Minnesota women are like Minnesota winters. They're both so kind and warm."

Keep up the good fight, but I seriously doubt there is any quality or high caliber chicks out there. IF you find one, don't be an idiot like me and think there's better out there.

S-E-T-T-L-E

Or shall I say, "Settle, in Seattle."

DMKhldibo said...

I'd be surprised if you take your own advise

How do you pull it off, man?

At least it was rewarding to see the rainest city in the US has some of the hottest datin' (yeha)