Monday, March 19, 2007

Another Horrible Stock Tip from Captain Capitalism

As you all know instead of going on with lengthy legal disclaimers about investing if I wish to talk about investing, I opt instead to pick the WORST STOCKS POSSIBLE and then beg and plead with you not to invest in them because;

1. They are highly speculative.
2. They are highly risky.
3. You are pretty much guaranteed to lose any money you throw into them.
4. Only single people with no children and a rich uncle can afford to invest in these stocks.
5. You will contract ebola if you do.
6. You will have obese children should you procreate.
7. Hilary Clinton will become president.

But no, you idiots and morons out there are not going to heed my warning and still insist on losing all your money just like I'm about to with this stock.

The stock?

GOVX.

Shouldn't be too big a surprise, it was on Drudge a couple days back. They claim they are attempting to make a vaccine for the HIV virus. I say "claim" because no doubt they're probably taking all their capital and spending it all on styrafoam shrubs. And hey, ain't that just like me? I always pick the loser stocks.

So please, whatever you do,

DO NOT INVEST IN GOVX!

PLAGUE, FAMINE AND CARROT TOP WILL ENSUE!

A POX UPON YOUR FAMILY AND GENERATIONS TO COME!

THE MACARENA WILL RETURN!

AND THE IRISH WILL DANCE TO IT!

AND THE BRITS WILL COOK

AND THE FRENCH WILL FIGHT!!!

DOGS AND CATS LIVING TOGETHER! MASS HYSTERIA!!!

All because you were foolish enough to invest in this never-to-be-profitable venture.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I dont know what inspired this but I can tell you this if you are interested.
Firstly it broke out of a downward channel on a daily chart good sign so far. Still on the daily chart it has
a plus ADX thats a momentum indicator you wouldn't fade or go to the opposite direction of the trend with that kind of strengh.

Longer term time frames turning positive as well in MACD and ADX.

Support should be the day EMA.

Entry would be in the 30 - 35 range
stop at $0.18 not a penny less.
This thing really needs to breach the $0.55 level and close above there for a few days holding above that price or you wanna be pitching it out with the garbage up there.

Good luck your gonna need on a Jr or micro or whatever it is.