Remember today is Anti-Earth Day.
Undo all the work the pyscho crazies have been doing to "save" the environment.
I have already pointlessly driven over 50 miles today and plan a bonfire of treated wood, magazine paper and plastics (if I can find any).
Remember to flush multiple times and perhaps heat up your house with the shower running.
Smoke a lot, and if you don't smoke, make up for it in taking beautiful Saturday afternoon drives.
Oh, and fire up those grills!!!!