Tis time for the monthly shameless plugging of the Captain's wares.
Yes, the Captain's wares. It puts food on his table, pays the mortgage and helps him pay taxes to the beloved Obama!
Take a class on personal financial management
Learn how to invest in stocks
Buy his awesome book
Buy his "I contribute to GDP" apparel (and impress the opposite sex at the same time)
Or take a dance class (or buy his instructional dance dvd's if you happen to not be conveniently located in Minneapolis)
Go, do it now! Quick!