Read the following as if you were a suburbanite young girl who always speaks as if she's asking a question;
So like, I think I should um, like invest in my 401k????
Becuase um, like the HR person said it was good thing to doooooo???
And, um like, I'll buy a stock and it will, like, you know, go up?????
Because that's what I've been told and everybody should be throwing their, um, hard earned money into the stock market because the government said we should???
But then again, never listen to me. What do I know.